Musings of a pagan elder from the beautiful gardens of Wytchwood, located in Newfoundland, Canada
Thursday, April 27, 2006
and she thought she was grand...
Funny the things one remembers while trying to think of something to write about. I was married to a business man, living in a fairly large town. Anyone who did'nt know us at least knew who we were. One day I had to go to the mall, so put on a pair of brown pants, smart co-ordinated jacket, high heeled boots,great shoulder bag, hair perfect, makeup on just right and off I went. I was walking through the mall, with head held high, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread. People were passing me smiling and I was smiling and nodding back. I saw something out of the corner of my eye as I turned my head and nearly fainted when I saw about two feet of panty hose trailing behind me coming out of the leg of my pants. Seems when I last wore the pants, i forgot to take out the hose, so without knowing this I put the pants on with the hose still inside. What to do!!! I grabbed the end of the hose and started pulling, do you know how hard it is to pull panyhose out of the leg of the pants you are wearing...the more I pulled, the more they stretched. I was mortified! I pulled and pulled and finally got them out and immediately balled them up and shoved the embarrassing item in my purse. Head down, feeling very humble, I went on.
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Ha ha, so funny. Reminds me of the time I wore self supporting stockings. They kept creeping down, I would surreptitiously pull them up, this kept happening until finally one got beyond my control and fell all the way down. I took them off in the middle of town and stuffed them into my bag. This has also happened with an underslip too! So glad it happens to others too.
I can very much see that in my head. I remember those days when you would dress like a stick of gum to go to the store and now..out in the garden with rubber boots, hair in a braid..I bet you wouldn't go back.
That's funny Boo, I can just picture it. No, nevermore studio, I would never go back.
There was a time when I wore pantyhose and you know how hard it was to get the right fit.
Well one night my husband went out dancing at a very nice club. We start dancing and the pantyhose started creeping down my legs.
I got off the dance floor with great difficulty and i think that was the day I stopped wearing those darn things!
Tee hee hee. You poor thing. I empathise. I had a similar incident involving a rebellious pair of hold-ups, a High Court judge and 5 lanes of traffic.
I can never ever go back to Nottingham!
Lol OC really enjoying your tales...keep em coming..
Thanks for making me laugh once again! The most embarrassing thing I can remember doing was walking into the mens toilets by mistake at a very posh hotel. There were two men standing peeing at the urinals. I came out very red faced to see a crowd of people looking my way. I rushed into the ladies next door and stayed there for at least 15 minutes until I hoped everyone had gone away!
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